Big Diaper Baby

Well this is for anything we need to address in a dramatic and fun way.

I want to let my clients know to make an appointment for a reading from now on. You will have to pay a 25.00 deposit (non refundable) my time is valuable so if you want a reading, show me the money and show up.

All readings are 50.00 for a 45 minute session. Flat charge every time. I accept credit cards and cash app and will not reserve a time until the deposit is made. So from now on for a reading with my REAL PSYCHIC ass, please call 352-433-3985 Lourde’s Alchemy Shoppe is now by appointment only. We no longer will carry merchandise but are just here for workshops, training, ceremonies and psychic readings.

I will also be posting the events where you can find me on the blog so that if your interested in attending a workshop at the festivals I go to then you will know where and when to find me. The only foreseeable time I will be out of the office is December 2020 for an entire month. I get to go to Peru and train with the Shibiro tribe and people on specific ceremonies we will then bring home to share with you.

The Raver Manifesto

I cannot claim to have written this, we are looking for the author of it now on facebook but I am going to share. for right now author unknown, okay thanks to a fellow raver, we have found the author here she is Alexandra Hoytink on July 3rd, 2006

Our emotional state of choice is ecstacy,
Our nourishment of choice is love,
Our addiction of choice is technology,
Our religion of choice is music,
Our currency of choice is knowledge,
Our politics of choice is none,
Our society of choice is utopian, though we know it will never be.

You may hate us, you may dismiss us, you may misunderstand us, you may be unaware of our existence, we are not criminals, we are not disillusioned, we are not drug addicts , we are not naive children, we are one massive global, tribal village, that transcends man-made laws, physical geography, and time itself, we are The Massive, One Massive.
We were first drawn by the sound from far away, the thunderous muffled , echoing beat was comparable to a mothers heart soothing a child in her womb of concrete, steel and electric wiring.
We were drawn back into this womb , and there in the heat, dampness and darkness of it all we came to accept that we are all equal.
Not only to the darkness , and to ourselves, but to the very music slamming into us and passing through our souls, we are all equal, and somewhere around 35Hz we could feel the hand of God at our backs, pushing us forward , pushing us to push ourselves , pushing us to turn to the person beside us to join hands and uplift them by sharing the uncontrollable joy we felt from creating this magical bubble that can , for one evening protect us from the horrors , atrocities and pollution of the outside world.
It is in that very instant with these initial realisations that each of us was truly born.

We continue to pack our bodies into clubs , or warehouses, or buildings you have abandoned and left for nought, and we bring life to them for one night , strong throbbing, vibrant life in its purest most intense , most hedonistic form.
In these makeshift spaces ,we seek to shed ourselves of the of the burden of uncertainty for a future you have been unable to stabilise and secure for us.
We seek to relinquish our inhibitions and free ourselves from the shackles and restraints you have put on us for your own peace of mind, We seek to re-write the programming that you have tried to indoctrinate us with since the moment we were born.
Programming that tells us to hate, that tells us to judge, that tells us to stuff ourselves into the nearest and most convenient pigeon hole possible.
Programming that even tells us to climb ladders for you, jump through hoops , and run through mazes and get onto a hampster`s wheel.
Programming that tells us to eat from the shiny silver spoon you are trying to feed us with, instead of nourish ourselves with our own capable hands.
Programming that tells us to close our minds instead of open them.

Until the sun rises to burn your eyes by revealing the distopian reality of a world you have created for us, we dance fiercely with our brothers and sisters in celebration of our life, of our culture and of the values we believe in.
These are…. Peace, Love, Freedom, Tolerance, Unity, Harmony, statement, Responsibility and Respect.

Our enemy of choice is ignorance,
Our weapon of choice is information,
Our crime of choice is breaking and challenging whatever laws you feel you need to put in place to stop us from celebrating our existence,
But know that while you may shut down any given party on any given night in any given city, in any given country on this beautiful planet, you can never shut down the entire party, You do not have access to that switch, no matter what you may think.
The music will never stop ,
The heartbeat will never fade,
The party will never end.
I am a Raver this is my manifesto

Welcome to Adventures with ET

Hi ya all!!!! You found me. The crazy alien raver and psychonaut. So, what is up today? Well we are going to open with a new release date on ACID TRIPS WITH JESUS BY ET, right after easter the release date for our new book is March 30, 2020. The book will cover “fictional” adventures into the rave culture, trips with the greek gods, healing ethneogens and much more.

In January we will be at Maddox Ranch again for Virtue Festival with more copies you can get signed by me (yeah me!) the author of interesting and fun, slightly dramatic books to inform and entertain.

October 9-13 at Maddox ranch you can attend Pheonix Phyre (yes they have day passes) where the Egyptian pyramid will be set up and the first published book will be available, THE MYSTERIES OF DIONYSUS BY ET, in paperback and book signing for the low price of 14.99. You can learn to invoke my brother Dionysus and alchemical instructions are included in the text. I tried my best to put it in plain English so that everyone can partake of the nature of the God.

For those who don’t know me yet, I am Elizabeth Ansel, a fellow raver and follower of the cult of Dionysus, mom to four wonderful children and two very naughty doggies. I teach workshops on mysteries, greek mythology, entheogenic use, psychic and tarot readings and much more.

We will be opening the sacred, zen porch up for workshops and more beginning in January, please email me for details on certain specific workshops. At these gatherings will be an intimate group of no more than five so sign up early. We are also going to be covering shamanic healing and begin training classes in herbal remedies and medicine.

You can also schedule a private reading with ET by appointment in Ocala, Florida if you are in the area.

I look forward to this new journey and seeing where it takes me and my new friends.

ET Ansel

Well they told me i needed an author’s blog. Somehow this monstor has taken over atleast two hours of writing everyday. I think it is good practice though. I can also display my creative chaotic talents. Which, I was reminded at TAG was a true gift and that i can juggle many projects at once. Yes, I can even complete them. So with the introduction of myself coming out as an author with authority and a creator with the gift to create I am begetting a blog.

Some of you know me and some of you dont, but I am just a fun loving sweet person who enjoys many things. I love to travel and meet new people. I hate dogmatic rules and I am different. Due to my ADHD I can be seen as chaos but I also appreciate order.

I am a greek who practices an ancient greek spiritual rite, formed somewhat like Asclepius. I am a psychic empath, clairaudient and channeler as well as occasional medium. I also follow a shamanistic lifestyle and practice those healing arts. My path is my own and I welcome you to observe. I have many psychic abilities but my first love is educating others and diminishing their ignorance of spiritual gifts.

So I hope you all love ME as much as I do. Welcome to my world.

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