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Moving on….we are going into second draft and the art is ready!!! Acid Trips With Jesus and the Pursuit of Happiness by ET Ansel

I keep my word. We will be available at Amazon by March 30. If you want to meet the author and get a signed copy of the book see me here on April 3 and 4, 2020 at the Trees of Avalon Gathering meet up. You can get a day pass pretty inexpensively. I will be reading from Penelope the High Preistess and the Pagan Puppy Gang for the kids as well as doing one or two adult workshops that include how to do an art journal. Of course I will also have art supplies to make stuff! We will have Apollo’s magic mirror which is a mysterious prophetic device. You’ll have to find ET to learn how to use it. It promises to be a great fun time with the Scottish Highland Games for kids. There are always the most awesome, reasonably priced vendors and some with all handmade items. I always find the best treasures there. Food is available! Community drumming circle and dancing with the firefly’s at night. Also a rolling 20’s party on Friday night if you like to dress up and dance. The location is Kiwana’s Camp in Ocala National Forest and its a beautiful setting with cabins and bunks that include air conditioning for those like me, in heat, ugh…my diva comes out!

Very excited about this book and the Izzy Ishkabob I promise to have out based on a super hero who saves monsters by May 1, 2020. This is a universal series for everyone and she’s a super exciting charachter who’s sidekick/brother has hair like fire and you’ve never seen anything like it before~! So come find me. We will be hitting the road fulltime in 2021 to do book promotions for all my books. Keep your ears open to hear the sound of lightening and wind.



I apologize for yesterday’s post and am removing it. But if you only love the nice sweet me then you dont love me.

I had a very sensitive and difficult few days. Burned my chest with boiling water and taking pain meds. So i dont think i was quite myself. But reality check and i am real, we dont always have good super wonderful days do we?

I hate fake phony blogs that always say its sunshinny up their ass. OKAY> its not, the world does contain some shit holes just like our lives do. Its how we respond to them that matters the most. can we turn it around to make it full and filling? Probably.

So i have two books on the press releasing the end of march. my izzy ishkabob super hero is coming out and acid trips with jesus the pursuit of happiness with the gods is coming out. I extended the title as the book builds itself i dont want to scare anyone off and noone really wants to hear about my acid trips cause they are like exorcisms.

Just so you all know and feel it relates to you, I am not perfect, all my days are not good and child molesters piss me off. So does slavery and we need to open communication about it so we can name it, know it, stop it and destory it. Being quiet or in the closet about it just gives it breeding room and growth. There are dark things in the world, lets admit it and do something to change it. You have a voice its okay to get angry and be upset. If you say your not, then perhaps you have a problem. Just make sure its a response you can live with, preferable not a response that steals your freedom and puts you in jail.

Have a super Ishkabob day and look for my avatar on the Amazon Shelves soon!!!


Well my alchemy book is finished and took an unexpected turn

I like it, its different and strange, reminding me of the book Nicholas Flamel had on alchemy. It is written in caligraphy writing and it definitely looks like someone took their time to make it. It features the eye of horus, a greek orthodox medalion and over 200 pages of alchemical notes. I am not selling this one at this time. I am pretty sure its worth more than anyone would pay for it.


Alchemy 101, class 3 psychology of alchemy

No homework tonight, just watch the video and begin mortar and pestle with the herb.

If your having issues with the video go here https://youtu.be/VDwXM01Z8LU for the video on you tube.


Something to look forward to next week when my mellissa herb arrives, we will post an alchemical spygaric with pictures of it really being done: Free class for those who are interested.

i might also include some videos, and you can all work through the first alchemical process with me. We do this first to see if you want to go further and invest more time and money in it. As your instructor I will explain the divinity and psychic aspects, what you can expect and how it is working for me. I will simply walk the steps alongside you and we will see for ourselves what happens. I want to know and some of you do to. If one of us is wrong the other can correct and we will all help each other. I dont promise perfection or gold from mercury. I promise insight and fun. And the joy of creating something. For the sheer pleasure of doing it. You only need about 1 hour night one on thursday and maybe 10 minutes the rest of the time except when we make ash which will also be about an hour. the rest is 10 minutes tops. It will take two weeks. i require you only follow two rules in my classroom, you treat others as you want to be treated, so if your abusive i will assume you want to be abused and may be happier at the BDSM section of life. And that noone gets left behind. We will all move harmoniously through the class. One day at a time. If you have trouble with something ask. I will answer.

All you will need by next week is a mason jar, 8 oz, about 4-8 oz of mellisa or lemon grass herb, 100 proof vodka and some water. Also a place where you can burn the leftover herb in to ashes. It will take a total of two weeks for this first process. This will awaken something psychically in you so be prepared and have your house in order (ethics). Its all i ask then we will proceed together to do some real alchemy. Back by popular demand. i will include all instructions, do the work so you can see and document it pictorally and written. Also you might need foil, aluminum, plastic wrap, oven mits and distilled or spiritualized water which i will tell you how to do on Monday. Thats where we will begin.

for the herb mellissa, they have some on amazon buy the herb chopped, not the powder. You will be grinding it with a coffee grinder, or a mortar and pestle, this is an important step for you to learn so no cheating and buying the already ground or you open yourself to the grinders energy on your experiment. No vibes but your own should be going into your alchemical child. Rule two, no metal can touch the substance so you jar lids will need covered with fabric paper towel foil or plastic wrap. you will need cheesecloth as well and that can also be bought simply and cheaply. We will not be working with metals until later on, so the first three processes will simply be to make the elixir or the vegetable stone. The investment is small and the skills you learn will be invaluable habits for the next steps. Also get a notebook and set it aside for this work and only this work. Dont use said book for anything else. And I will post monday on step one where we will spiritualize distilled water or undistilled, it wont matter because we are going to erase its memory and get it ready for the herbal tranmisssion. The alchohol will remove any and all toxins. So dont boil your water in a metal pan, put it in a jar and set it aside, no metal touching it at all. Adultery in alchemy is mixing your vegetable with metal or mineral and we have to be careful as this stage to not mix them leading to addictions. You will see why as we work the process. Email me at eansel72@icloud.com and be ready to begin on Monday with water and Thursday with the herb. 8 oz to one pound will be sufficient.

So if your interested in learning alchemy, then i am going to do it and i will allow you to do it with me from the comfort of your own home. I have heard this vegetable stone we will eventually make can make women menstruate again (even after menopause) so i am curious to see if we can do something of that likeness. Anyone can do it. And you can always comment if you have any further quesitons and you can call me on the phone. I will list my number if you have concerns or questions. This is a free class and we will all be teaching, learning and performing the steps together. we do not work with the plant unitl thursday following the hours of Jupiter so do some research on Jupiterain ruled plants. Before Monday. Let’s DO thiS and i will be with you through the whole time. Video or photo and you can call between the hours of 12 noon and 10 pm or email anytime with questions. eansel72@icloud.com

All alchemy classes will be categorized in the Alchemy section of the blog. As well as posted daily to check in and see that we are all on the same page with the experiments.


To The Whores of Babylon

My son is encouraging this post today, so this is all his fault. Apparently when i used to drink i would come home and call the misbehaving dogs the whores of Babylon.

So we will have another rant about why you are infested with thieving heroin addicts in all of your wonderful towns the older generation built for themselves. In the process of this building, you have cursed the youth to extreme boredom and hopelessness. So youth gone wild, let me give you a word to the wise elders (who are full of ignorance and apathy) whose hearts are hardened like the Pharoah of Egypt back in the time of Moses. You want to know why these druggies rob you blind? Because your beautiful towns and the inheritance you should have saved for them has led them to hopelessness. Like Hades realm, they cannot get good careers (a job is just something you blow) they cannot get housing or clothing or food and they are bored. You treated them like shit and they rob you because you need to be taught a lesson.

This generation who blew up housing prices to keep certain folk out of their neighborhoods; because, you live in fear and racism (your not immune to being robbed by the way) is the result of your “wisdom” which is ignorance and your god is Chronos who devoured his children. Shame on you and praise those thieves-its a call to wake up and help.

Instead of helping, you judged them unfit and; look at the nasty shit you put in the white house and congress. Shame on you, no wonder kids are getting ass raped all over the USA and shooting up your schools. They fucking hate you.

You dont give jobs or careers, you teach people to be racist haters, you have turned your towns into dens of theives, and your hard in the heart and the head. May the curse of Pharoah come wake your ass up to the issue you CAUSED, mother fuckers. Instead of helping you lock them away and judge them? Is this your fucking throne? NO! My god wants to meet your racist, hard, cold stupid god to say_WTF. You are raising children who hate their parents and you will loose them. when you get old will they visit you? Will they praise and honor you? Children should be a blessing and a joy.

It is time now to teach the lessons of Socrates, because the corruption of the Chronos generation is worse than death. This is your lesson. Better wake the fuck up and pay attention. And spit out my hope you pandora box of shit.

Your journey starts here.

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Elizabeth Griffith


Elizabeth Griffith

Author and psychonaut Published works are The Mysteries of Dionysus by ET Ansel and Acid Trips with Jesus


Acid Trips with Jesus, excerpt

I am having a bit of trouble with this one. It’s not edited, I am looking for comments, suggestions, and kind criticism that is constructive. Help….

Here is what I have so far.

What is love?  What is not love?  Trips with Aphrodite

The stinging yet soothing Goddess of love takes Jesus and I on a trip through Venus and all of her beauty.  It is up to you to answer her question correctly so that you can see her wisdom.  One full of ignorance cannot love themselves or anyone else.  Venus is full of appreciation, gratitude, creativity, comfort, joy, and the luxurious sensual pleasures of life.  Sometimes it may be a temporary love, but we all have things we admire and get into like video games or a book.  It doesn’t have to be forever, sometimes we only get a short glimpse of an original artwork we love, but it doesn’t mean we do not love it, because we do not own it.  Take a look deep within though and see if you really love it; or love it because someone told you it was good.  This love begets self-thought.

When you see beauty and behold it, there is something within you that resonates with the item, object or person.  Aphrodite/Venus is full of beautiful comforts and luxuries divine.  

Colorful mushrooms, oversized pillows, silk blankets, classic sculpture, decadent food, and the best descriptive language a lover can find.  Erotic, lustful, joyful, and a great good time.

She inspires the longing to share the good things we have and find with others.  The goal of Venus is to see yourself or your psyche through her eyes.  She will also encourage you to do things you never thought of doing before.  However, it is pleasure that is of the highest good in the realm of this Goddess.  

The beginning and awakening of the heart begin with her and end with her son Eros whom we will meet later in our adventure.  

If you allow her to show you, then you will open to going to see art, concerts to hear music, and an expanded awareness of such great talent and the free exchange of creative ideas.  Venus is the ruler of Taurus, and Taurus people love the luxury and comfortable pleasures that Venus is the ruling planet.  Most think Taurus folk practical with money, but they will spend it here because these are classic things that never go out of style.

If you can turn the love in-ward you can begin to create and style your surroundings to things that are pleasing to you.  The Ancient Greeks fully understood that pleasure was of the highest good and the French knew food and dining was one of those great pleasures.  This was the realm of Venus, where we could just leap like the gazelle in the garden of Delight.

Another often ignored but very important thing you will receive from her is the ability to value things fairly.  Why do you work at the store if you hate running a cash register and complaining idiots?  What would make you happy to do, something that doesn’t feel like work.  She will let you answer that for yourself.  Then she will show you how to create it within a specific budget.  You will begin to do your best with what you have and learn to use your resources.

Here in Venus, we also work on possession and ownership.  What is property?  Do you treat your family and wife like a piece of valuable real estate?  Then you may need some humanities training?  A lesson on the cup of compassion?  You will fear the Goddess who can show you such things; and make you more human.  It puts us into a vulnerable state and people don’t like to be put in such a state.  

There was also training in what love is and what it is not.  Apathy would be the absence of love and hate is the symptom.  A trigger of this state might be hatred.  These are feelings that are burned out when we begin to appreciate life.  

So I am self printing and publishing my Tarot Deck

And it’s probably going to be best as a digital file download I guess. It took along time to do it the first time and with printing costs, lamination, etc. and 12 hours of work they are handmade costing 100.00. But you cannot get them on Amazon, nor can you get The Oracle of Dodona anywhere except from me. the cards feature my own art work and my own book of interpretations. If your interested in something different that is easier to memorize and use to learn to read, then this deck is worth investing in. Production is limited, very limited to 25 sales. Here is a sample of some of the art work,

Got my new oracle deck and cards almost finished

So exciting to be presenting the oracle of dodona space oddysee cards. They will not be mass produced and can only be purchased on my Etsy shop or by this site. We do take credit cards now.

If you’d like to own a limited edition contact me. These are handmade and they are very pretty. below is a sample of some of the art on the 40 card deck. It comes with a book too!

Five planets in retrograde introduces itself to me by getting farted on

Wherever I went, the USPS some dude next to me had a silent but deadly smelled like you shat your pants blow out right beside me at the post office. So, really dude? I was trying hard not to laugh my ass off at how people surrounding him knew he did it, trust me it was stinky, but pretended it didn’t happen. Hell, I would have high fived him for making me laugh if someone would have acknowledged that it was mighty nasty. But, again I didn’t want to embarrass anyone.

So four hours later I am at Lowes walking down and aisle while some old bastard drops funk right beside me. Well this time I laughed and was like, really is this how we start June and planets in retrograde by getting farted on in public. How often does this happen, not often enough. Though the dude at the post office had the winner. More of a sulphur smell you know. The dude at Lowe’s smelled like dog poop.

While the idiots are out looting, I am probably getting old because it no longer bothers or embarrasses me to acknowledge public farting. In fact if your going to introduce yourself with such wonderful humorous topics, then I am in and this is proving to be a good thing for me.

Go retrograde!!!!!!!!!!

When inspiration strikes, flow with it

Woke up this morning with the idea coming to life so I just have to flow with it. There will be soon, another addition to the Pagan Puppy series this month or next. I love writing books for the children. My kids psychic series is doing very well. I have sold several copies of Emily the Empath. Only one copy of Acid Trips With Jesus and the Pursuit of Happiness, which we were hoping would do better. Self publishing is not an easy occupation.

So when inspiration just appears as if out of nowhere, follow it, flow with it and write away@!

Hotel reviews for Lookout Mountain Tennesee, you want truth, here you go…..

One state I still can’t spell, or so they think. I layed some voodoo of compassion and mercy all over that town and Jasper as well. The dog laid the deuce only for the cops. Anyway, Do not stay at the Howard Johnson in Lookout Mountain unless you are partial to cigarette smoke so bad it smelled like a moldy bar (and I smoke) and it was bad. The mattress was from 1980 maybe along with the comforter in gold which didn’t look expensive. I am sure there were bed bugs but didn’t hang around long enough to know get that refund within ten minutes. Cost of room was 56.99 for the weekend. It says 2.5 stars, more like negative 2.5 stars. Enough to drive you to drink so you can sleep without your skin a crawling, you know? Yes it was the worst I have ever been in and totally unacceptable. Bunch of swisher sweet stuffed under mattress and I am sure its seen its share of needles as well.

The Clarion will wallet rape you for extra fees, 20.00 per night bed tax, which must have been included in the HO JO”S fee. Scam if you ask me. So they had dirty needles outside in yard as well and no-one bothered to pick up the awful trash outside. Pool is seasonal too. No breakfast although they have the set up and god forbid anyone have to go out of their way to be that extra nice thing.

The Hilton, looked good from the bottom of the hill of the Clarion. So go there and let me know or stay in another towns Hilton because lookout mountain is a tourist trap, However the gas station attendants who allowed my dog to come in with me I want to thank you for your hospitality all the way to Ohio where they had a fit and are not good to dogs in public. Uptight and anal nose to the rules kinda thing. Thats why down south, they will always win with me. Kind of like the Hilton.

Some more words of wisdom from Alexander the Great

People always talk shit about my hero! Your telling and repeating lies and your ruining his reputation. You see the surface of the pond like a narcissitic judge but refuse to see the deeper meaing. Which is why if you meet me you think i have contempt for your laziness and ignorance. I dont, I just wish you would realize that you arent guaranteed wisdom because your degree says Harvard, unibomber case in point.

Alexander Revisited is the movie to begin with. He treated others well. Or atleast he tried to and he loved animals not trapping them in their stall all day but allowing them to live. The horse chooses its owner. Just like we choose who we serve. My dog Alexander reminded me of this lesson on our trip to Tennessee and I will pass on this lesson to you. Like a gift that just keeps on giving.

So to all the MOMs out there how do you want to be treated? Ask yourself, then do it for yourself and the law of attraction will attract that energy to you. Our goal is happiness not sacrafice and struggle. Our goal is not to be the best but to be the most happy. Making you the most wise one around. A lesson from Alexander the Great, the hero, the dog, the best friend and merciful one. He is an awesome companion whether you beleive in my dogs divinity or the ghost of the Great Merciful one or not. I beleive and that makes me happy.

Travel Stories with Alexander the Great, the cockblocking dog

I went to Ohio on a road trip this year to retreive my daughter a week ago. What an adventure that was for Alexander and I. If you will remember I have the rave party cockblocking dog!!!! And he did not dissapoint us on this trip. I swear the dog has a divinity in him.

Okay so we went to the jail in Jasper, Tennessee to visit a friend on Thursday night as we came back down to Florida we stayed at Lookout Mountain area. All day in the car on Weds. and Thurs i cannot figure out why Alex wont drop a deuce. Maybe the Mcdonalds food he had all week has constipated him? Dont know. Some days he poops four times. Well not Weds or Thurs because Alex had saved it for the most perfect moment and here’ s where the divinity comes in……

At the jail we have “video chat” and they never came to help us nor did they put my brother on to talk with us. We go to the car in the front parking lot to leave where Alex had been patiently (NOT) waiting and he dropped a deuce finally. In the car. So Jackie, my daughter goes to clean it while i am getting Siri directions in the driver seat. She puts the shit and towels all under the car, noticably big mess. I pull out and look back and was like WTF? Not only did Alex corrupt my daughter but he waited till the most perfect time to take a shit so we could leave it outside the sherriff’s department for them to clean up. Making the dog, divine. I laughed so hard I cried and if you know me i dont beleive in coincidence. (my son also calls us macedonians who need deported) because my brother and I are totally crazy. Now my daughter and dog have been corrupted. I am praying its not on video but silently hoping it is so they know the dog, my daughter and I totally disrespect their lying officers. That dirty Dawg did too and he’s perfectly an innocent creature. So Alex continued to be treated like a King the rest of the trip home. He is now safely dropping deuces outside the house in the front fenced area where he is supposed to. My daughter is not in trouble because it was such a perfectly humorous comedic moment I would rather congratulate her genius than punish her for littering. This is why my ex husband and Jackies father says you should all elect me as a judge. Because the stupid shit we do is at times the glory of the world. Healing with laughter is a divine trait given to the heyoke spirits who are allowed to humble anyone, including the sherriff by divine and god’s decree.

Its funny because a pentacostal preacher, ex drug addict was the only one who helped us with the video stuff and talked with us as southerners do, we are hospitable if nothing elses. We also dont hide crazy down here, we put it on the porch and give it a cocktail. Glad to be home. Anyway the holy spirit was moving and apparently can enter the dogs.

I am glad to report we had a safe trip. However I do have to add if you stay at Lookout Mountain in Georgia or Tennesee, spring for the Hilton because apparently three star hotels are no breakfast, dollar store hole burned sheets, and needles on the ground. Not exaggerating. Avoid the Clarion whose rate is 69.99 until you go inside and they rape your wallet with the 20 per night bed tax and the 20 per night pet charge. I would call instead of using expedia who hides these fees in the very tiny print. Dogs are also more welcome down south than up north. Ohio was the worst if you want to bring a dog alone. Speedway wont even allow you to go in with a dog for a fucking pop.

The photos show Alexander dressed as Freddy Kreuger in his costume. No he does not like getting dressed up. Especially the hats, but take note of the glove. With little knives, how can you resist?

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